Sean Penn Is The Biggest Douchebag In Hollywood

Why is it that some of the most talented people in the entertainment business are also the biggest douchebags? Sean Penn could not stand that similarly talented Kanye West took the prize as the biggest douchebag in the entertainment industry, Sean Penn assertede his claim on the title and emerges victorious.

Sean Penn has solidified himself as the biggest douchebag in Hollywood and that is a quite an accomplishement. There are many reasons to hate Sean Penn but this weekend, he set the bar just that much higher for the gold standard in douchebagery. When appearing on CBS's "Sunday Morning" this weekend and was asked his response on all those legitimate questions about his motives for his work in Haiti, Penn stated "Do I hope that those people die screaming of rectal cancer? Yeah."  This asswipe goes around with a camera crew for everything he does. During Katrina aftermath, he was rowing around in a dingy followed by a big camera crew. Meanwhile rapper Lil' Wayne had no cameras on him and cared more about helping than publicity. Lil' Wayne quietly donated huge bucks for food and personally funded housing for those displaced by the hurricane. See the difference? Real (Lil' Wayne) vs. fake ass bitch (Penn).

And if that wasn't reason enough to stick more pins in your Sean Penn voodoo doll, Fox News Reports that Penn stated on HBO's "Real Time With Bill Maher", that anyone who calls Venezuelan dictator Hugo Chavez a dictator should be imprisoned. "Every day, this elected leader is called a dictator here, and we just accept it, and accept it" said Penn, winner of two Best Actor Academy Awards. "And this is mainstream media, who should -- truly, there should be a bar by which one goes to prison for these kinds of lies." So much for freedom of speech. Hugo Chavez has been accused of using hit squads to quell opposition and rigging elections. His own election officials certified a national referendum to abolish term limits so now Chavez will rule for as long as he likes just like Fidel Castro in Cuba. Penn needs to wake the fuck up. This douche railed on George Bush all the time. Imagine if Bush wanted every Hollywood liberal phoney jailed for speaking out against him, Penn would be dodging prison rape right now instead of hamming it up at Sunday talk shows.

So what have we learned? Sean Penn is the biggest douche hypocrite in the entertainment industry who has no appreciation for First Amendment rights unless he is personally exercising such rights. And, Mr. Humanitarian thinks people who criticize him should die of rectal cancer and people who call dictators dictator should be imprisoned. Wow just wow.