Prison Inmate Is Sexing Up Female Prison Guards & They're Paying Him!

If you are not getting much sex guys, I am about to make you feel like a big pile of shizzle. Why? The Smoking Gun reports that 36 year old Michael Murphy, an inmate in Montana serving a 25 year stretch, is getting more sex than you!! Usually, inmates having sex is not a good thing as it usually means having sex with other prison dudes or being raped by them, but Murphy is having sex with chicks - guard chicks and even a pyschotherapist chick at the prison. He's hooked up or had sexual relations or hot bangins as I call them with 5 different women while being locked up behind bars. So if he can bang chicks behind bars, just imagine how much wool you could pull in your parent's basement dude. All this came up during a prison investigation of the prison staff  but not him. Apparently, under Montana law, inmates cannot legally consent to sex just like minors can't legally consent to sex or hot bangins. Wow, so they are investigating the femals guards and staff for molesting him??!!!! WTF!! One prison guard admitted writing the following to Murphy, "I couldn't wait to screw him, fuck him, ride his dick." Daaaammnn! Others wrote that they loved him and the married prison therapist (not married to Murphy) admitted to mutual oral sex with Murphy in her office and giving him $400. He gets a blow job and cash? Top that bitches! Who the fuck says crime don't pay?

So what does this sophisticated shag king of the cage look like? Peep him below. Just don't stare too deeply into his romantic eyes otherwise you too will be slurping his snake in no time.

So what have we learned? Even a dude behind bars can get more ass than you and yes, crime can pay.