NFL Steeler Quaterback Ben Roethelisberger Accused of Rape

TMZ  (TMZ report) is reporting that Superstar Superbowl winning quarterback Ben Roethelisberger is being accused of rape by a woman allegedly taking place in a women's bathroom in a club called Capital City in Milledgeville, Georgia. Apparently he had been barhopping but all reports so far is that he seemed fine and friendly with everyone. As of now, Roethelisberger has not been charged with any crime. Of note, TMZ is also reporting that Roethelisberger is being sued by a woman in Reno who alleges that he assaulted her in 2008.

Either this guys is a scumbag rapist or he really has been in the wrong place at the wrong time too many damned times. I would have a team of bodyguards and a privately hired Nun (for credibility) who carried around camcorders filming every second of where I went 24/7 including the bathroom (as the alleged rape occured in a bathroom). Any sexual activity would have to take place on camera, with signed and notarized sexual consent release forms, in front  of a group of police officers taking notes as I bang myself into another night of drunken sexual glory.