World's Sexist Reporter: Inez Sainz

The World's Hottest Sports Reporter is...Inez Sainz. The Mexican Axteca TV reporter is super hot and has one of the best asses you will ever see on a woman. Sure there was that flap this year about some NY Jets football players cat-calling her during her interview with quarterback Mark Sanchez but let's face it, dudes are going to notice a woman with spectacular cleavage and an ass like that. Peep the most downloaded ass in the history of sports reporting on the internet EVER!!!

Inzez Sainz: The best booty ever photographed in a pair of jeans EVER!!!!

Erin Andrews who?! Seriously, Inez is ridiculously off the charts hot. This woman is married with three kids and STILL has the sexiest body in the sports reporting world. You go girl! Oh and did I mentioned she also has a Master Degree? And I love that sexy latin accent. Brains, beauty, sexy attitude...she's all that and a bag of chips!



All I got to say is Daaaammnnnnn!!!!!!

Oh Shizzle! Announces: SEARCH FOR THE BEST BOOTY IN THE WORLD

Without a doubt in my book, the sexiest body part of a woman is her ass. Nothing beats a great ass.  You can always buy a great set of boobs but never an ass. A great ass is a holy union of genetics, diet and a great workout program.

I am starting a multi-post search for The Best Booty In The World. This is a women's only search - sorry dudes, I don't want to see your ass no matter how many squats you have done.  If you think you have a great ass, please submit your pics for consideration to ohshizzleblog@gmail.com. I will be posting pics of great asses I see over the Internet because like all dudes, I like to look at great asses and my readers love 'em too.  However, the actual contest is for real woman who sends us a recent photo taken in the last 60 days from today's date and can prove it (take a pic with a newspaper or recent magazine), I will give $100.00 (U.S.) to the real woman winner who submits a picture(s) to the email address above.  The butt pics don't have to be professional pics and no Photo shopped pics please.  The contest will start today and end on January 30, 2011. The winner will be announced on Valentines Day, February 14, 2011. Hey, if you have a great ass and spend all that time in the gym, why not submit a quick pic and see if you can win a $100.

The pics below are not official contest pics but are great asses nonetheless. The pics below are the winner and finalists of the American Apparel's "Best Bottom In The World" competition which was completed in February of 2010.

The Winner of  the American Apparel ccompetition this year was "Boom Boom" from Santo Domingo and her pic is below. Nice ass but I do see some stretch marks on that last booty and seriously don't understand how you beat out the women who placed 2nd and 3rd.

The 2nd place finisher in the American Apparel competition was Marie from Austin. Now that is an ass! Perfect 10's all across the board on the pic below. A key benchmark in a perfect ass is that you can place a pencil right under the ass cheek and it won't hold because the booty is so perfectly round there is no fat fold for the pencil to be held up by. I have a feeling that woman like Marie don't have great sex lives. Not because they are not hot, which they obviously are, but if she were to take off her panties and reveal that ass most guys just might blow their load right there. Her ass is that good!

The 3rd place finisher in that American Apparel competition also had an ass every bit as good as Marie's. Check out Mira from Chicago. Even with this pic being taken from a camera phone, her ass is pure bubble but perfection. Mira's ass could be the best ass I have ever seen in my life. It just does not get better than this. Perfectly round. It meets the pencil test. No stretch marks or cellulite. Just pure goodness...err greatness in the great ass world.

This contest was awesome because the 3rd place finisher was great but even the 4th place finisher would have the best ass in the room literally anywhere.  Check out Stepho from Los Angeles. Just great stuff there. Women dream of having an ass and legs like this and guys dream of having a woman with an ass and legs like that.

Bring up the rear, pun intended, in 5th place goes to "Donk" from Van City wherever that is. Yet another really nice ass. With her teeny tiny waist and that nice round firm greatness, this woman would blow you away in a thong bikini at the beach. Thongs were made for asses like this.

So ladies, if you think you have a great booty send in your booty pics to Oh Shizzle! now and take a crack at that $100.00.

Most Talented Artist Alive Cee-Lo Green Gets 4 Grammy Nominations! Fuck You Haters!

Cee-Lo Green is the most talented and original artist alive. There, I said it! When I saw the video for his mega-hit "Fuck You", I thought to myself - Holy fuck! That is the best fucking song I have heard in fucking years and fuck everyone who does not agree with that fucking statement. I watch that fucking "Fuck You" video like a fucking mental patient.



Well apparently the Recording Academy agreed with me. Cee-Lo Green's "Fuck You" was awarded a jaw-dropping four fucking Grammy nominations for the following categories: Record of the Year, Song of the Year, Best Urban / Alternative Performance, and finally Best Short Form Music Video.

As funny as it sounds to award a song called "Fuck You" so many accolades, the song really is great. It is honest, real, raw and everyone gets it...well....except the FCC. The song itself reminds you of the great classic R&B Motown songs with real back-up singers and a chorus - amazing when compared to the crap music of today everyone else is putting out. It simply sounds great - real music. The video itself is fun and creative. I truly have not seen a music video this well produced, creative and fun since the early MTV days in the 80's. I hope it wins in every category but at minimum it should win best video. I like many of the nominees he is going up against but none of them are truly original. They are talented and I like their music but they are NOT original and add nothing to today's music other than big revenue figures for record labels.

Cee-Lo Green is a creative game-changer that takes risks. Search YouTube for his videos and try to categorize his music. You can't. He'll even mix genres in the same song and if you are not paying attention, you will think someone changed your music when you weren't looking. Check out songs with hard rap beats like "Glockapella",  or hits like "What Part of Forever" which is a rock song and sounds like a white guy from Orange County, California would sing in a club, and then when the What-The-Fuck moment has not hit yet, you watch "Kung Fu Fighting" from the film "Kung Fu Panda" and just quietly enjoy it. Then if you still have not been quite confused enough yet about Green's music style watch his teletubby inspired video "Gettin' Down" which is a really smooth silky R&B throwback. No artist in music today takes as many creative chances with their music and videos and probably none of them have as fun as he does nor do they impact music like he does. I am a huge fan of his music and I am embarrassed to say I never heard of the guy a few months ago. We throw the word "music" around a lot to describe computer manufactured garbage. Finally the music world has a true talent that makes you fall in love with music and artistry. If there were more Cee-Lo Green's out there, record companies would not be worried about hemorraging corporate profits and listeners would not be board to death forced to settle for the same boring crap coming out on the radio.

The Recording Academy needs to send a message to all record label producers and A&R execs as well as so-called "performers" out there that the status quo has got to change. Music fans deserve true talent and artistry. Vote him Grammys across the board to force the music world into actual creativity for a change and to let performs out there know that their same old rehashed songs are not good enough anymore. These nominations are great but wins will finally put everyone on notice - be creative, have fun, and actually say something that has meaning.  Just say "Fuck You" to the status quo. Vote Cee-Lo Green.