Two and a Half Men Star and Drug & Hooker Magnate Charlie Sheen Is Officially the Biggest Asshole in Hollywood History

Charle Sheen as drug dude in
"Ferris Bueller's Day Off"

“Two and Half Men Star”, drug magnate and porn star & hooker aficionado Charlie Sheen has officially lost his fucking mind. After making a round of interviews with crazed ramblings that made Libyan ruler Moammar Gadhafi’s insane ramblings actually look sane in comparison, everyone is abandoning support of him and is now the subject of pure scorn the world over. Radar Online outscored the world in a fantastic interview that showed what a true crzed asshat Sheen really is. He even attacked his own dad who was trying to defend him. Sheen’s reputation is so screwed that the Los Angeles Times is reporting that Sheen’s long time publicist Stan Rosenfeld who stuck with him through a nasty divorce, an arrest, court room visits, and an alleged drug fueled rampage in Aspen has run for the hills and resigned. When your publicist decides to give up mountains of cash to defend you, you are hopelessly fucked because everyone in Hollywood is cash whore and no one in Hollywood turns down big money. It just isn’t done. Rosenfeld just did. Who wants to be Sheen’s new publicity dude? Well TMZ is reporting that none other than former King of the Hollywood Asshats and Douchebags Spencer Pratt (Sheen just stole his title), formerly of the estrogen fest “The Hills” reality TV show. Pratt said he would work for free. As TMZ reports, it truly would be the blind leading the blind.


For the record, I do not have a problem with the hookers and drugs. Who knows, if I had that kind of easy huge money coming my way, I might do the same. What I do have a problem with is letting YOUR drug problems interfere with your contractual obligations to do your fucking job. You see, when a giant of an asshole like Charlie Sheen stops working and goes into rehab, all the little guys who work paycheck to paycheck like the lighting guys, sound guys, electrical guys, production assistants, caterers, writers, editors, production designers, etc. all lose work and their jobs and quite possibly lose their homes and make it that much harder to put food on the table for their kids in this horrible economy. All because what? Because Charlie Sheen wants to sit his withered old ass on a pile of coke and get blow jobs from porn stars in his mansion? It’s total bullshit.

To make matters even worse, The New York Post is reporting that Charlie Sheen is going to sue CBS, Warner Bros. and producer Chuck Lorrie because they canceled the rest of the season and he wants his pay plus money for “mental anguish”. The amount? A reported $320 million! Is he out of his fucking mind? Does he realize that he broke HIS contract when he let his drug addiction take him to rehab instead of work? Warner Bros and CBS should be suing Sheen for all the mountains of cash they are losing because that asshat. Besides that show has kid actors on the set. Who the hell wants the liability of having Charlie Sheen around them? I hope the law firm that is filing this nonsense goes out of business. The big heroes are Chuck Lorrie and Warner Bros. because TMZ is reporting that they are paying all the crew full wages for the entire season even though it has been cancelled. I have never seen any entity in Hollywood be this generous but my hat (err…baseball cap) is off to Lorrie and Warner Bros. Talk about standing up for the little guy and finally taking a stand to crush the hooker slobbered balls of an egotistical asswipe like Charlie Sheen.

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