Having An Affair With A Married Man Cost Homewrecking Whore $9 million

CBS News reports on Anne Lundquist who had an affair with married Greensboro, North Carolina attorney Allan Shackleford. The attorney dumped his wife Cynthia Shackleford after starting the affair. Allan was allegedly giving Anne legal advice and it all started from there. Yet another lawyer screws a client - literally this time - Hardy har har har. Apparently, Cynthia was not too amused. She sued the homewrecking whore for "alienation of affection". In North Carolina, a spouse can sue over marital affairs and some 200 such court cases are filed under the law each year in the state. The jury agreed with Cynthia on her homewrecking claims and awarded her a whopping $9 million. Ouch! I am married and my wife can cheat on me all day long if I can get $9 million out of it. Now Allan and the homewrecking whore live together but there has got to be some resent now from the homewrecking whore towards Allan after that enormous judgement. Seriously, was the sex really worth it?

I am sure Ms. Anne Lundquist is recognizing that she just had some mighty expensive dick. I don't know what $9 million sex feels like but it has got to be good but then again, I don't believe any sex is worth $9 million. Even banging every Sports Illustrated swimsuit model EVER and every Victoria Secrets lingerie model EVER and every cheerleader in the NFL would be worth $9 million. Ok well....let me think about that one again. But banging some lawyer dude is a no brainer - That shit ain't worth it especially since the wife was 60 years old so he was probably around the same age. $9 million of wrinkly old saggy senior citizen sex. I just barfed on myself.

But if you still must have an affair with someone who is married, steer clear of these 7 states as reported by CNN as they still allow spouses to sue your ass if you have an affair with their spouse. Those states are Hawaii, Illinois, Mississippi, New Mexico, North Carolina, South Dakata and Utah. As laws may change, please consult your attorney before banging that married broad or her husband just may decide not to kick your ass in court instead of on the street and take every damn thing you have right down to your Twighlight movie action figure collection and Jonas Brothers CDs.

Another report on this story from the American Bar Association Journal