World's Largest Breasts Belong To Norma Stitz. Congrats Norma!

Sure some women win international acclaim like Mother Teresa who won acclaim and a Nobel Peace Prize for spending decades helping the poor or Sally Ride for being the first woman in space, we find that women having huge tits deserve equal acclaim. And who has the biggest, hugest and most deliciously freakish gargantuan tits on the planet you ask? Oh Shizzle! has learned that that such a badge of honor belongs to one Norma Stiz of Atlanta, Georgia. With 67 inch breasts that each weigh 40 pounds, the Guiness Book of World Records officially announced Norma Stitz as the woman with the largest natural boobs in the world. Her bra size is triple W! So much gargantuan goodness. How do you motorboat boobs that big?!This woman puts Pamela Anderson on the Itty Bitty Tittie Committee by comparison. Each boob looks as big as those asteroids that were destroying New York in the Bruce Willis movie "Armageddon." If she ever hooks up with you, don't sleep over. She just might roll over and accidentally sufficate you to death. But at least you will have a good story at the Pearly Gates on how you got there. I just hope she does something positive with those boobs. As Batman once said, "With great boobs come great responsibility." Ok, Batman didn't say that but he should have. I don't think Batman cares about boobs because he runs around a cave all day with a young boy named Robin.  One last note. If you forget her name, just remember to add an "S" to "Tits" and you are close to her last name Stitz. Word association got me through college.

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Norma Stitz Photo From "The Jenny Jones Show".