Friday, March 5, 2010

11 Year Old Buys $44 Million In Real Estate In 2 Weeks!!

While your average 11 year old in America is playing Playstation all day, begging for allowance increases and sexting their friends, 11 year old Heydar Aliyev of Azerbajian, just bought four mansions on  ritzy Palm Jumeirah in Dubai for a staggering price tag of $44 million. His neighbors will be European soccer stars like David Beckham, Russian oil moguls, and Hollywood stars. Mind you his dad is a state official who only makes $228,000 a year but I don't care how he got the loot. I just want in!   By the way, this may be my last post as I am seriously considering moving to Azerbajian and weasling my way into this kid's life and geting a lucrative staff position with him. We can buy Rolls Royces and pick up hot ass burka bitches and party like it's 1306.

I was watching one of those bratty MTV Super Sweet 16 shows recently and Diddy's kid got a cheap $360,0000 Mayback for his 16th birthday (story). His son is living on welfare in comparison to this Azerbajian kid. Take that Diddy! The bar has been raised. Step up yo game if you want to floss like a playa.

Click on this link to the Washington Post story

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