Sexy Teen Reality TV Star Alexis Neiers Sentenced In Orlando Bloom Break-In

E! Entertainment "Pretty Wild" reality TV star Alexis Neiers pleads no contest to breaking into Pirates of the Carribean star Orlando Bloom's Hollywood Hills digs according to People Magazine. The 18 year old starlet was sentenced to 6 months in county jail with 3 years probation and will begin her sentence on June 24th. Apparently Orlando Bloom's determination to make an appearance for in-court testimony was the swaying factor. Orlando Bloom claimed to have lost $500,000 worth of shit "pirated" [tee hee] from his home so if I lost that much loot I would be in court pointing fingers too. Neiers' attorney Jeffrey Rubenstein said "The weight of Bloom's testimony made us realize that the odds were stacked against us. We decided it was in Alexis's best interest for her to take responsibility for her limited role in this case and do her time. She's looking forward to moving on with her life." Her attorney is funny as hell. Orando Bloom was the deciding factor? Oh fucking please! How about the fact that she was caught on security surveillance cameras at a break-in? I think that carried a little more weight Jeffrey.

Most people have never heard of Alexis Neiers and neither care about her or Orlando Bloom especially since he has no career outside of Pirates of the Carribean and like the fool that he is opted to not do the latest Pirates movie and take the easy zillion dollar payday. But, this was part of the "Beverly Hills Bandits" or "Bling Ring" storyline carried on by TMZ and other news outlets about a band of young rich kids who were buglarizing celebrity homes like Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Rachel Bilson and Orlando Bloom and had allegedly stolen millions of dollars worth of loot. There just has to be movie in development about this somewhere.

I have to admit that I watched "Pretty Wild" and it  is one of the best fucking shows on TV and the pics below prove it. It is basically about sexy 18 years old Alexis Neiers and her sexy sisters underage partying at 21 and over nightclubs, trying to continually hit on young famous male band member and actor dudes, giving their mother an ulcer with their "pretty wild" behavior, and oh yeah  Alexis constantly proclaiming her innocence and saying how she was being unjustly railroaded for a crime she did not commit but obviously did. What made this show great was literally every single show had cameras on Alexis and her sisters dressing for parties or even court appearances so you saw their hot-as-fuck bodies in bra and panties in every episode and often even less with their naked tits barely blurred out for the cameras so you can really see their perfect mouthwatering teen tits pretty damned clearly. It was the closest to porn without actually being porn. Seriously, Alexis and her sisters have bangin' perfect bodies and I can't wait to see more when she gets out of the clink. She'll clear six figures easy with a Playboy shoot at will and that reality show will just keep on going. Given that celebrities generally serve a tiny fraction of their actual sentences (see Linday Lohan and Paris Hilton), I expect her 6 months jail sentence to actually be 6 weeks or less or actual behind bars time which should not even interfere with the next season's shooting schedule of her show which E! would have to be "pretty stupid" not to pick up.

Here is a YouTube clip of Alexis and her sister Tess Taylor modeling lingerie.

Picture of Alexis Neiers. She had to be hot. Her mother was Playboy Playmate Andrea Arlington.

Picture of Alexis' hot-as-fuck sister Tess Taylor who also stars on "Pretty Wild". And yes this was a Playboy shoot photo.

And by the way, remember when I said that their E! Entertainment show "Pretty  Wild" showed these young teen girls practically topless with barely blurred out tits in every episode? Well see the show still below to see what I meant. The pic is Alexis' sister Tess Taylor. That "blur" covered nothing.

 Oh and this is another Tess Taylor still from the show. They call this a blur job for TV? Also cheers to mom and dad for allowing this kind of footage to be filmed of their young daughters while at home for TV. Cheers also to the guy who does the blur job! Or lack of blur job.

And Tess' perfect tight ass here. Damn, it's just flawless! Thank goodness the shows' camera

man is a total perv (read: normal dude) to zoom in on that hot  ass for TV. That beach-thong-ready-ass makes my mouth water. Could it be that somewhere some high school dudes are hi-fiving themselves because the lucky bastards actually tapped that?

The pics above show why "Pretty Wild" is one of the best shows on TV. I swear E! Entertainment execs you better renew this fucking show! You just can't hot naked chicks.