After scouring the internet and books the world over, I have finally found the two most definitive lists to rise to power and be the person you have always wanted to be, the person you deserve to be. If you follow these lists, your global dominance begins now!
If you want to rise to power, you must be cool. See the definitive cool list below:
Once you have master the art of cool, you must acquire the elements of power to make sure you are on the right path to power and to make sure you are both nutritionally and sexually satisfied. Your definitive list here:
There you have it folks. If you follow these simple lists I am sure you will get your party's endorsement to run against Barack Obama in the 2012 elections. Good luck!
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