Dumbass Of The Day: Man Calls Cops After Dispute With Prostitute's Service

The Smoking Gun reports on a Ohio man who allegely arranged to have sex with a prostitute in a White Castle restaurant restroom. Why a White Castle restroom? They lock of course! Everyone who has sex with prostitutes in White Castle restaurants knows that. Duh!  Well the man, William Ferris, allegedly paid a prostitute $50 to have sex in said restroom. The prostitute allegedly gave him kissing and sucking but no vaginal sex which Ferris understood to be part of deal. Feeling that he was being ripped off and his money stolen because he did not get "all of it for $50", Ferris then called the police to say he had been robbed. Well when the story began to fall apart and it became apparent that Ferris was not robbed but was instead allegedly involved in a sex deal gone wrong, Ferris was charged with solicitation and making a false police report.

When involved in illegal activity, it may be a good idea not to call the police lest ye be arrested. For his wonton and reckless stupidity, William Ferris deserves our Dumbass of the Day award.