The celebrity buzz is buzzing like hell now that plastic-faced funnyman Jim Carrey and Playboy Playmate of the Year turned autism activist Jenny McCarthy have announced their split via Twitter. This Twitter shit is amazing. Everytime the shit hits the fan with a celebrity, they always Tweet about it.
The Associated Press is reporting that Jim Carrey, 48, twittered that he wishes her the best and McCarthy, 37, will keep Jim as a "leading man in her heart." Awwww how sweet. I wonder if the split has to do with how fucking crazy Jenny McCarthy has been in her autism activism often telling the world that vaccines cause autism although the medical community has repeatedly found such assertions to be without merit, i.e., McCarthy is full of shit. The beautiful model, author, comedian and activist of course does not hold a medical degree or any scientific qualifications of any kind made many such pronouncements which I am sure was much to the detriment of the foolish parents who followed her advice and did not get the proper immunization for their children. Amazing how a pretty face and fame trumps proven science in the minds of some Americans.
Anyway, don't feel sorry for Jenny McCarthy. Jim Carrey, showing his love to McCarthy back in 2007, allegedly set up a $50 million trust for her and her child. Talk about a golden parachute out of a relationship. That pussy must have been all that and then some. My exes never gave me cash. I just got a swift kick in the ass as I was tossed to the curb. For goodness sakes they were not even married! Jim is often a little too generous. He once gave his agent, manager and lawyer all Porsche convertibles. Somehow I have to weezle my way into this man's life. I have student loans to pay! My bet is that the both of them will be back together soon after banging a few people. They are both crazy as hell and I don't know who will put up with either one of their bullshit for very long.
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