Saturday, December 25, 2010

Oh Shizzle! Announces: SEARCH FOR THE BEST BOOTY IN THE WORLD



Without a doubt in my book, the sexiest body part of a woman is her ass. Nothing beats a great ass.  You can always buy a great set of boobs but never an ass. A great ass is a holy union of genetics, diet and a great workout program.

I am starting a multi-post search for The Best Booty In The World. This is a women's only search - sorry dudes, I don't want to see your ass no matter how many squats you have done.  If you think you have a great ass, please submit your pics for consideration to ohshizzleblog@gmail.com. I will be posting pics of great asses I see over the Internet because like all dudes, I like to look at great asses and my readers love 'em too.  However, the actual contest is for real woman who sends us a recent photo taken in the last 60 days from today's date and can prove it (take a pic with a newspaper or recent magazine), I will give $100.00 (U.S.) to the real woman winner who submits a picture(s) to the email address above.  The butt pics don't have to be professional pics and no Photo shopped pics please.  The contest will start today and end on January 30, 2011. The winner will be announced on Valentines Day, February 14, 2011. Hey, if you have a great ass and spend all that time in the gym, why not submit a quick pic and see if you can win a $100.

The pics below are not official contest pics but are great asses nonetheless. The pics below are the winner and finalists of the American Apparel's "Best Bottom In The World" competition which was completed in February of 2010.

The Winner of  the American Apparel ccompetition this year was "Boom Boom" from Santo Domingo and her pic is below. Nice ass but I do see some stretch marks on that last booty and seriously don't understand how you beat out the women who placed 2nd and 3rd.



The 2nd place finisher in the American Apparel competition was Marie from Austin. Now that is an ass! Perfect 10's all across the board on the pic below. A key benchmark in a perfect ass is that you can place a pencil right under the ass cheek and it won't hold because the booty is so perfectly round there is no fat fold for the pencil to be held up by. I have a feeling that woman like Marie don't have great sex lives. Not because they are not hot, which they obviously are, but if she were to take off her panties and reveal that ass most guys just might blow their load right there. Her ass is that good!



The 3rd place finisher in that American Apparel competition also had an ass every bit as good as Marie's. Check out Mira from Chicago. Even with this pic being taken from a camera phone, her ass is pure bubble but perfection. Mira's ass could be the best ass I have ever seen in my life. It just does not get better than this. Perfectly round. It meets the pencil test. No stretch marks or cellulite. Just pure goodness...err greatness in the great ass world.


This contest was awesome because the 3rd place finisher was great but even the 4th place finisher would have the best ass in the room literally anywhere.  Check out Stepho from Los Angeles. Just great stuff there. Women dream of having an ass and legs like this and guys dream of having a woman with an ass and legs like that.


Bring up the rear, pun intended, in 5th place goes to "Donk" from Van City wherever that is. Yet another really nice ass. With her teeny tiny waist and that nice round firm greatness, this woman would blow you away in a thong bikini at the beach. Thongs were made for asses like this.


So ladies, if you think you have a great booty send in your booty pics to Oh Shizzle! now and take a crack at that $100.00.

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