Monday, May 17, 2010

The New Miss USA Rima Fakih Also Won A Stripper Contest!!!



I think it is so funny that all these pageant contests try to make their contest winners out to be so damn wholesome then you find out they have this wild past that no one knew about except all the dudes they banged, drank with  and did drugs with at local nightclubs and bars. Well scandal has once again reared its glorious head again in connection with a beautity contest. The insanely beautiful Rima Fakih of Michigan was crowned Miss USA last night and became the first immigrant, the first Muslim-American and the first Arab American to win the title. The 23 year old stunner is also the first Miss USA to have won a stripper contest! Nice!

TMZ has been all over this story so it won't go away until it is announced that Miss Fakih will lose the crown or pagent officials, i.e. Donald Trump, decides she can keep it. Detroit radio station WQKI held a 2007 "Stripper 101" pole dancing contest and Miss USA Rima Fakih emerged victorious. When it comes to sex appeal this woman has got it down pat. Well at least we know she will have a promising career on the stripping circuit when she eventually has to give the crown up by either serving the 1 year tour of duty "under" Mr. Trump or having to give it up early (the title that is). Hey, star strippers on the pole tour can earn $10,000 a week and she would have an easy 6-figure Playboy payday assignment in any event so there is not real downside for Ms. Fakih even if she gets the boot.

Check out the wonderful pics of our new Miss USA winner below!

Look at how wholesome and beautiful she looks with new boss Donald Trump. Ahhhhhh!!!!



Good lord this woman has a bangin' ass body. Not an ounce of fat on that gloriously carved frame. But still manages to look ever so wholesome.



WTF!!! Oh snap! Our girl Miss USA is on the get down! Stripper shoes on - check. Legs spead wiiiide open - check. Straight up moving like a hoe - check. No wonder she won this pole dancing contest. I am just surprised she is not shooting ping pong balls out of her vajayjay.



Miss USA Rima Fakih is getting down! I thought Muslim women were supposed to be all demure and shit. If this is the way the modern Muslim woman behaves all I have to say is - Book me a plane to Iran asap!!! Brings on the burka bitches!




Our victorious pole dancing champ emerges victorious with the win and a bra stuffed full of cash! Nothin' says class better than having money coming out of your tits. What is she holding? All I can tell is that it has an image of a woman on a pole on it. Was that the trophy? Anyway, you go girl! Something tells me we just might be seeing this hottie in the Craigslist adult section very soon.

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